His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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