Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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