dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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