I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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