...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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