Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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