That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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