Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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