I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
