"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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