there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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