I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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