As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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