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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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