Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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