when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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