She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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