? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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