I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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