I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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