GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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