let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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