If that was your dad, he is hot
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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