Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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