You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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