dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
