Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
3 2 1 whiskey
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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