DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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