Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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