Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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