I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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