I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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