My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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