Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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