no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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