Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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