He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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