Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i out mim tonsoeep
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