I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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