Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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