their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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