This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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