Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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