dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
