After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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