I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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