So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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