She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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