I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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