im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
