Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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