Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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