Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
