last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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