My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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